{"id":2124,"date":"2015-12-07T04:48:07","date_gmt":"2015-12-07T08:48:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aroceu.com\/fic\/?p=2124"},"modified":"2025-01-05T04:52:18","modified_gmt":"2025-01-05T08:52:18","slug":"milestones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aroceu.com\/fic\/2124\/","title":{"rendered":"Milestones"},"content":{"rendered":"

Mark Zuckerberg<\/b> wonders why some people don\u2019t bother deleting their accounts if they never use them\u2026
\nChris Hughes, Sean Parker,<\/b><\/em> and<\/em> 2,071 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.<\/p>\n

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Mark Zuckerberg<\/b> posted new photos<\/u> in the album Singapore 2011.<\/u>
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Dustin Moskovitz<\/b> threw a sheep at Mark Zuckerberg<\/b>! Join Farmville<\/u> | Visit Dustin\u2019s farm<\/u>
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Mark Zuckerberg<\/b> threw a chicken at Dustin Moskovitz!<\/b> Join Farmville<\/u> |<\/b> Visit Mark\u2019s farm<\/u>
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Mark Zuckerberg<\/b> Three years.
\n6,554 people<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> Mark don\u2019t tell me you\u2019re being emo again
\nChris Hughes<\/b> He\u2019s always emo.
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> True
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> Shut up<\/small><\/p>\n

Chris Hughes<\/b> It\u2019s that time of year again.
\nDustin Moskovitz, Sean Parker<\/b><\/em>, and<\/em> 43 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> Someone save us
\nChris Hughes<\/b> please
\nDustin Moscovtiz<\/b> he threw a CHICKEN at me, Chris!!
\nChris Hughes<\/b> I know, I saw
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> you realize I can see this, right?
\n– Dustin Moskovitz, Chris Hughes,<\/b><\/em> and<\/em> 3<\/b><\/em> others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small><\/small>
\nSean Parker<\/b> it\u2019s p funny tbh
\nChris Hughes<\/b> oh shut up and go back to spotify<\/small><\/p>\n

Sean Parker \u2192 Chris Hughes<\/b>
\nspotify does not appreciate ur slander<\/p>\n

Chris Hughes \u2192 Sean Parker<\/b>
\nwork on memorizing your legal terms, parker
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Mark Zuckerberg<\/b> Seriously, if you haven\u2019t updated your Facebook profile in three years then you should either start using it regularly again or delete it.
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> or we can delete the profiles, really
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> that would be a breach of privacy<\/small><\/p>\n

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Chat<\/b><\/em>
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> like you haven\u2019t creeped on his profile to know he hasn\u2019t messaged anyone either LOL
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Dustin Moskovitz<\/b> invited Eduardo Saverin<\/b> to Farmville.<\/u>
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Dustin Moskovitz<\/b> invited Eduardo Saverin<\/b> to Candy Crush.<\/u>
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Dustin Moskovitz<\/b> invited Eduardo Saverin<\/b> to Tetris Battle.<\/u><\/p>\n

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Chat<\/b><\/em>
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> STOP IT I KNOW YOU\u2019RE DOING THAT
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> et tu, brute?
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> he hangs out with app designers anyway he should actually use the apps then
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> Don\u2019t talk like you didn\u2019t answer that question on Quora
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> HE BROKE MY HEART, MARK!!
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> MINE
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> we should put an asterisk on the masthead
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> I\u2019ll get on that
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> and he broke mine too
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> lol like you have a heart
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> and THIS is the part, I believe, where you say \u2018touche\u2019
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> :D
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> only if you promise to do me a favor
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> :D?
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> hold on I\u2019ll text you
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Mark Zuckerberg \u2192 Dustin Moskovitz<\/b>
\ntouche<\/p>\n

Dustin Moskovitz \u2192 Mark Zuckerberg<\/b>
\n:DDD
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Dustin Moskovitz<\/b> invited Eduardo Saverin<\/b> to Farmville<\/b><\/u>.<\/u>
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Dustin Moskovitz<\/b> threw a chicken at Eduardo Saverin<\/b>! Join Farmville<\/u> | View Dustin\u2019s farm<\/u>
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Eduardo Saverin<\/b> Anyone want to explain to me why my email suddenly got bombarded with Facebook invitations? It\u2019s not even the email I have with this account and I can\u2019t unsubscribe from them.
\nMark Zuckerberg, Dustin Moskovitz, Sean Parker<\/b><\/em>, and<\/em> 73 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.<\/p>\n

Eduardo Saverin \u2192 Dustin Moskovitz<\/b>
\nWhy would you even do that?<\/p>\n

Eduardo Saverin \u2192 Chris Hughes<\/b>
\nControl your children.
\nSean Parker, Sean Elridge<\/b><\/em>, and<\/em> 5 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.<\/p>\n

Chris Hughes \u2192 Eduardo Saverin<\/b>
\nthat\u2019s a disgusting image<\/p>\n

Dustin Moskovitz \u2192 Eduardo Saverin<\/b>
\ndoesn\u2019t it EXCITE you that there are chickens on Facebook? Isn\u2019t that hilarious?? :D<\/p>\n

Eduardo Saverin \u2192 Dustin Moskovitz<\/b>
\nNo.<\/p>\n

Eduardo Saverin \u2192 Dustin Moskovitz<\/b>
\nAnd also why is there an * next to my name on the masthead?<\/p>\n

Dustin Moskovitz \u2192 Eduardo Saverin<\/b>
\nYOU BROKE MY HEART :(
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.
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\u00a0Chris Hughes<\/b> Genuinely wish I could like Likes. Dustin Moskovitz<\/b>, get on this.
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> On it!!!!<\/small><\/p>\n

Mark Zuckerberg \u2192 Dustin Moskovitz<\/b>
\nDon\u2019t.<\/p>\n

Dustin Moskovitz \u2192 Mark Zuckerberg<\/b>
\nAww, matching posts on my walls!!! :D<\/p>\n

Eduardo Saverin \u2192 Dustin Moskovitz<\/b>
\nWhy.
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.
\n–<\/em> Dustin Moskovitz<\/b><\/em> liked this\u00a0<\/em>Like<\/b><\/em><\/small><\/small>.<\/p>\n

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Chat<\/b><\/em>
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> I\u2019m firing you
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> after what my generous ass did so much for you :D?
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> you\u2019re on probation
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> getting Wardo\u2019s personal email was so hard :(
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> no lunch break today
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> final deal
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> fine
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> get me a sandwich from the cafeteria
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> italian, no salami
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> k
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Eduardo Saverin \u2192 Mark Zuckerberg<\/b>
\nStop that.<\/p>\n

Mark Zuckerberg \u2192 Eduardo Saverin<\/b>
\nWe\u2019re friends. I can see your posts.<\/p>\n

Eduardo Saverin<\/b> \u2192 Mark Zuckerberg<\/b>
\nWhy can\u2019t I unfriend you?<\/p>\n

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Chat<\/b><\/em>
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> Why can\u2019t I unfriend Mark? Can you fix that?
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> Are you sure you wanna do that??? D:
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> Yes.<\/p>\n

Mark Zuckerberg<\/b> Don\u2019t you dare
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> I ALREADY INVADED HIS PRIVACY ONCE, MARK
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> I OWE HIM SOMETHING
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> it\u2019s not like he knows
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Dustin Moskovitz<\/b> is being HARASSED BY HIS FRIENDS AND BEING TOLD WHAT TO DO :(((((
\nChris Hughes, Sean Parker,<\/b><\/em> and<\/em> 7 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.
\nChris Hughes<\/b> lol
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> :(<\/small>
\n– Chris Hughes<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em> comment.<\/em><\/small><\/small>
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Dustin Moskovitz \u2192 Chris Hughes<\/b>
\nI literally hate you.
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.<\/p>\n

Chris Hughes \u2192 Dustin Moskovitz<\/b>
\n:)
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Dustin Moskovitz<\/b> I\u2019M JUST NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING YOU\u2019RE ALL ON YOUR OWN
\nMark Zuckerberg, Chris Hughes,<\/b><\/em> and<\/em> 24 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> Thank you<\/small>
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Eduardo Saverin \u2192 Mark Zuckerberg<\/b>
\nThis is definitely illegal. I should be allowed to unfriend you.<\/p>\n

Mark Zuckerberg \u2192 Eduardo Saverin<\/b>
\nYou own shares in this company. I own this company. Why would you want to unfriend me?<\/p>\n

Eduardo Saverin \u2192 Mark Zuckerberg<\/b>
\nDo I need to remind you how this website was created?<\/p>\n

Mark Zuckerberg \u2192 Eduardo Saverin<\/b>
\nNo. I was there.
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Sean Parker<\/b> this is lit the best day of my life im just sittin here w my popcorn.gif
\nChris Hughes, Dustin Moskovitz, Randi Zuckerberg<\/b><\/em>, and<\/em> 180 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> Why am I even friends with you on here anyway?
\nSean Parker<\/b> beats me LOL<\/small>
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Sean Parker<\/b> aww :( he unfriended me :((((
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b><\/em> and<\/em> 842 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.<\/p>\n

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Chat<\/b><\/em>
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> I didn\u2019t stop you with Sean. Are you happy?
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> Your interpersonal skills have gotten worse.
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Eduardo Saverin<\/b> What\u2019s the point of using a website if you aren\u2019t at liberty to friend and unfriend who you want?
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b><\/em> and<\/em> 36 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.
\nSean Parker<\/b> he\u2019s ceo
\nSean Parker<\/b> bitch
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> How did you get here?
\nSean Parker<\/b> PRIVACY SETTINGS<\/small>
\n– Mark Zuckerberg<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em> comment<\/small><\/small>
\nSean Parker<\/b> BITCH<\/small>
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Mark Zuckerberg \u2192 Dustin Moskovitz<\/b>
\nI saw that like.<\/p>\n

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Chat<\/b><\/em>
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> I thought you were on my side
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> THERE ARE NO SIDES, ONLY CHAOS
\nMark invited Chris Hughes to this chat.<\/em>
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> Chris, Dustin picked Eduardo\u2019s side, so you\u2019re on mine now
\nChris Hughes<\/b> your side of what?
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> I\u2019M NOT ON ANYONE\u2019S SIDE!! I\u2019M NOT ON EDUARDO\u2019S SIDE
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> you are a liar
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> who lies
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> CHRIS DON\u2019T LISTEN TO HIM
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> too late I already call dibs on him
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> FINE
\nChris Hughes<\/b> What the hell is happening
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Dustin Moskovitz \u2192 Eduardo Saverin<\/b>
\nWARDO. We must join forces and win!! We must defeat Mark!!<\/p>\n

Eduardo Saverin \u2192 Dustin Moskovitz<\/b>
\nWill you let me unfriend him?
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Mark Zuckerberg<\/b> Facebook\u2019s position of Chief Technology Officer is now open. We are accepting applications. Please direct all additional inquiries to careers@facebook.com<\/a>
\nChris Hughes, Sean Parker,<\/b><\/em> and<\/em> 43,825 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.
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Dustin Moskovitz \u2192 Mark Zuckerberg<\/b>
\nET TU BRUTE??????<\/p>\n

Eduardo Saverin \u2192 Dustin Moskovitz<\/b>
\nCan you explain the * though?<\/p>\n

Dustin Moskovitz \u2192 Eduardo Saverin<\/b>
\nI already said: YOU BROKE MY HEART :(<\/p>\n

Eduardo Saverin \u2192 Dustin Moskovitz<\/b>
\nMark broke mine. There should be one next to his name too.
\nChris Hughes, Sean Elridge,<\/b><\/em> and<\/em> 16 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> I broke your what?
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> How can you even see this post?
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> Privacy settings
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> what did I break
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> Should I buy you a new one
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> I mean, not like you ever broke anything of mine before or anything<\/small>
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Eduardo Saverin<\/b> I\u2019m never coming back on this website again. Goodbye.
\n66 people<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.
\nChris Hughes<\/b> Good
\nChris Hughes<\/b> save yourself
\nChris Hughes<\/b> one of us needs to be saved<\/small><\/p>\n

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Chat<\/b><\/em>
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> are we doneeeee
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> yes
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> are you sure the text notifications are on?
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> yep :D!
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> I sure hope you know what you\u2019re doing
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> I always know what I\u2019m doing
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Mark Zuckerberg<\/b> Facebook is actually not hiring a new CTO. Apologies for the mixup. That was a prank, and now Careers is yelling at me for all the emails they just got. Please do not send anymore applications.
\n15,002 people<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.<\/p>\n

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\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> I lied, I know what of yours I broke
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> I made this website I can see all posts
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> anyway
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> sorry for spamming your email inbox with Facebook notifications again
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> Oh yeah I hope you don\u2019t automatically mark them as spam or something or else this would be pointless
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> I broke your heart? that\u2019s kind of dramatic to say though isn\u2019t it
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> I can\u2019t account for Dustin though, he\u2019s kind of dramatic
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> well not \u201ckind of\u201d
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> Anyway, I never meant to break your heart or whatever and I\u2019m sorry that I did
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> I guess
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> this was Chris\u2019s idea
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> kind of
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> if it doesn\u2019t work. If this doesn\u2019t work this was Chris\u2019s idea.<\/p>\n

Mark Zuckerberg<\/b> bleh
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> :D?
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> I said if it didn\u2019t work it was Chris\u2019s idea
\nChris Hughes<\/b> lmao thanks
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> LOL
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> MARK
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> \u2026 wrong chat.<\/p>\n

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Mark Zuckerberg<\/b> Waiting.
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b><\/em> and<\/em> 640 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.
\nRandi Zuckerberg<\/b> *is waiting
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> ?
\nRandi Zuckerberg<\/b> Not my fault that you came up with this ridiculous post format.<\/small>
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Dustin Moskovitz<\/b> threw a cow at Mark Zuckerberg<\/b>! Join Farmville<\/u> | View Dustin\u2019s farm<\/u>
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Mark Zuckerberg<\/b> threw a horse at Dustin Moskovitz!<\/b> Join Farmville<\/u> | View Mark\u2019s farm<\/u><\/p>\n

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Mark Zuckerberg<\/b> threw a chicken at Dustin Moskovitz!<\/b> Join Farmville<\/u> | View Mark\u2019s farm<\/u>
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Mark Zuckerberg<\/b> threw a pig at Dustin Moskovitz!<\/b> Join Farmville<\/u> | View Mark\u2019s farm<\/u><\/p>\n

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<\/u>Mark Zuckerberg<\/b> threw a goat at Dustin Moskovitz!<\/b> Join Farmville<\/u> | View Mark\u2019s farm<\/u><\/p>\n

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<\/u>Dustin Moskovitz \u2192 Mark Zuckerberg<\/b>
\nSTOP<\/p>\n

Erica Albright \u2192 Mark Zuckerberg<\/b>
\nif you don\u2019t stop spamming my newsfeed with farmville notifications i\u2019m going to unfriend you
\nDustin Moskovitz, Chris Hughes<\/b><\/em>, and<\/em> 3 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.<\/p>\n

Mark Zuckerberg \u2192 Erica Albright<\/b>
\nI\u2019d like to see you try.<\/p>\n

Erica Albright \u2192 Mark Zuckerberg<\/b>
\nwhat was it that you said that one time? oh, right, \u201ci don\u2019t want friends.\u201d
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> OOH snap
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> \u2026<\/small>
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Mark Zuckerberg<\/b> Why is the world out to get me?
\nDustin Moskovitz, Erica Albright, Sean Parker<\/b><\/em>, and<\/em> 5,281 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.<\/p>\n

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\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> This was pathetic but not completely incompetent.
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> So it worked.
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Eduardo Saverin<\/b> and Mark Zuckerberg<\/b> are now friends. | See Friendship<\/u>
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b><\/em>,<\/em> Chris Hughes, Adele,<\/b><\/em> and<\/em> 698,470 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.
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Eduardo Saverin<\/b> \u2192 Mark Zuckerberg<\/b>
\nI regret this. Too many notifications.
\nDustin Moskovitz, Chris Hughes,<\/b><\/em> and<\/em> 956 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> Get used to it
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> you dug your own grave
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> everything I do with you is digging my own grave<\/small>
\n– Chris Hughes<\/b><\/em> and<\/em> 2,310 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.
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Eduardo Saverin<\/b> Maybe $19,000 wasn\u2019t worth getting notifications on my phone and text and email every 5 minutes.
\nChris Hughes, Erica Albright<\/b><\/em>, and<\/em> 265 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> OH SHIT UM
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> I\u2019LL FIX THAT
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> It was totally worth it
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> That remains to be seen.<\/small><\/p>\n

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Chat<\/b><\/em>
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> I\u2019m not pathetic<\/p>\n

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Dustin Moskovitz<\/b> posted a new photo — with Mark Zuckerberg<\/b>:<\/p>\n

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Smiley Mark! Look at those dimples :D
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Eduardo Saverin, Chris Hughes, Sean Parker<\/b><\/em>, and<\/em> 418 others<\/b><\/em> liked this.<\/em><\/small><\/small>
\nChris Hughes<\/b> i have literally never seen those dimples before omg
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> RIGHT??
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> when did you take this photo?
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> :D<\/small><\/p>\n

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\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> checked in at New Guinea<\/u>.
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b><\/em> and<\/em> 311 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.
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Mark Zuckerberg<\/b> shared Adorable puppies!<\/u>\u2019s video.<\/p>\n

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How to wash a Puli!!
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Eduardo Saverin, Dustin Moskovitz,<\/b><\/em> and<\/em> 600 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.
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Mark Zuckerberg<\/b> shared his quiz result: What \u2018Game of Thrones\u2019 Character Are You?<\/a><\/p>\n

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Nice.<\/p>\n

You are Tyrion Lannister<\/b>. You are a witty person with a brilliant mind. People often underestimate your capabilities but that actually works to your advantage. You can be\u2026 [See full result<\/u>]<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Eduardo Saverin, Chris Hughes, Dustin Moskovitz<\/b><\/em>, and<\/em> 1,403 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.
\nChris Hughes<\/b> lol of course
\nChris Hughes<\/b> you are so house lannister
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> Thanks<\/small><\/p>\n

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\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> you\u2019re the one who keeps liking my posts without commenting on them
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> You\u2019re pathetic
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> Very creative
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Mark Zuckerberg<\/b> threw a chicken at Eduardo Saverin!<\/b> Join Farmville<\/u> | View Mark\u2019s farm<\/u>
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> Funny
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> I try<\/small>
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\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> do you even watch Game of Thrones?
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> Yes
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> I got Sansa on the personality test
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> oh
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> why didn\u2019t you share it?
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> I thought you would\u2019ve gotten Daenerys
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> I\u2019ll take that as a compliment
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> it was supposed to be one
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Dustin Moskovitz<\/b> posted a new photo — with Mark Zuckerberg<\/b>:\u00a0<\/p>\n

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Dimples pt. 2! :D :D
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Eduardo Saverin, Sean Parker<\/b><\/em>, and<\/em> 652 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> I swear to god Dustin
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> they are a rare breed and I must share them with the world when I can!
\nChris Hughes<\/b> I can\u2019t believe you two work for this website and literally spend all your time posting on this website
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> we\u2019re getting paid for being the commodities we sell<\/small>
\n– Eduardo Saverin, Dustin Moskovitz<\/b><\/em>, and<\/em> 23 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.
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Mark Zuckerberg<\/b> I\u2019m getting surgery so I\u2019ll never smile again.
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b><\/em> and<\/em> 705 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> MARK NO
\nChris Hughes<\/b> this is EXTREMELY worrisome
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> DON\u2019T
\nSean Parker<\/b> i rly wouldn\u2019t. u should just break dustins phone lmao
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> SEAN???
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> thanks Sean. Good idea<\/small>
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Dustin Moskovitz<\/b> I DON\u2019T HAVE A PHONE. DON\u2019T COME NEAR ME.
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b><\/em>,<\/em> Chris Hughes<\/b><\/em>, and<\/em> 22 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.<\/p>\n

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Chat<\/b><\/em>
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> You\u2019re enjoying this too much
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> A little<\/p>\n

Dustin Moskovitz<\/b> WARDO YOU\u2019RE STILL ON MY SIDE RIGHT
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> because Mark is surprisingly strong
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> I mean not THAT surprising but still surprising
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> ?
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> hold him down. tackle him.
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> That\u2019s kind of hard for me to do, Dustin, considering I\u2019m on the other side of the world.<\/p>\n

Eduardo Saverin<\/b> Did you change your phone number?
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> no
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> Why?<\/p>\n

Dustin Moskovitz<\/b> IN SPIRIT THEN
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> DO IT IN SPIRIT
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Mark Zuckerberg \u2192 Dustin Moskovitz<\/b>
\nI won\u2019t break your phone Dustin I promise. Come out from the bathroom now.<\/p>\n

Dustin Moskovitz \u2192 Mark Zuckerberg<\/b>
\nNEVER. I have four packs of reese\u2019s and three jugs of water you\u2019ll never catch me!!!!!<\/p>\n

Mark Zuckerberg \u2192 Dustin Moskovitz<\/b>
\nOther people need to use the bathroom. besides I\u2019m pretty sure the candy was for our interns<\/p>\n

Dustin Moskovitz \u2192 Mark Zuckerberg<\/b>
\nYOU CAN BUY MORE WITH YOUR WORKING PHONE<\/p>\n

Mark Zuckerberg \u2192 Dustin Moskovitz<\/b>
\nThat doesn\u2019t make sense.
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Mark Zuckerberg<\/b> posted a new photo:<\/p>\n

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An attempt at dimples.
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Eduardo Saverin, Karen Zuckerberg, Randi Zuckerberg,<\/b><\/em> and<\/em> 8,560 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.
\nKaren Zuckerberg<\/b> My baby!!!!<\/small>
\n– Eduardo Saverin<\/b><\/em> and<\/em> 602 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.
\nRandi Zuckerberg<\/b> You look constipated<\/small>
\n– Eduardo Saverin<\/b><\/em> and<\/em> 481 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.<\/p>\n

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Chat<\/b><\/em>
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> Do you believe me now?
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> ugh FINE
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Sean Parker<\/b> posted a new photo — with Dustin Moskovitz<\/b> and Mark Zuckerberg<\/b>:<\/p>\n

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NICE DINOSAUR UNDERWEAR LMAO
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Eduardo Saverin, Mark Zuckerberg, Chris Hughes<\/b><\/em>, and<\/em> 122 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.
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Dustin Moskovitz \u2192 Eduardo Saverin<\/b>
\nI saw that like D: WHAT HAPPENED TO BEING ON MY SIDE<\/p>\n

Eduardo Saverin \u2192 Dustin Moskovitz<\/b>
\nThey\u2019re cute underwear!
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> *manly
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> *Cute<\/small><\/p>\n

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Chat<\/b><\/em>
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> lol
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> Never thought he was a briefs kind of guy
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> Could\u2019ve been worse
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> don\u2019t make me imagine
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Dustin Moskovitz<\/b> threw a cow at Eduardo Saverin<\/b>! Join Farmville<\/u> | View Dustin\u2019s farm<\/u>\u00a0<\/p>\n

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Eduardo Saverin<\/b> Never joining Farmville. Please stop.
\nMark Zuckerberg, Chris Hughes<\/b><\/em>, and<\/em> 82 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.
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Eduardo Saverin<\/b> posted a new photo:<\/p>\n

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Monsoon season is coming up.
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Mark Zuckerberg<\/b><\/em> and<\/em> 18 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.<\/p>\n

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Chat<\/b><\/em>
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> Do you even know anything about meteorology?
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> No?<\/p>\n

Mark Zuckerberg<\/b> Wardo just asked me if I knew anything about meteorology
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> ?
\nChris Hughes<\/b> LOL
\nChris Hughes<\/b> Probably because you liked his post
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> Oh
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> omg
\nChris Hughes<\/b> this is like watching a dog trying to walk on its hind legs
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> wtf
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> I hate you
\nChris Hughes<\/b> :D
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> maybe you should learn meteorology Mark :DDDD
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> no
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> I mean well
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> It probably has its merits, but no
\nChris Hughes<\/b> Portuguese, then
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> DON\u2019T ENCOURAGE HIM CHRIS
\nChris Hughes<\/b> every Mark needs his enabler
\nChris Hughes<\/b> actually that\u2019s probably not true
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> Definitely not true
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Dustin Moskovitz<\/b> beat Mark Zuckerberg<\/b> in a round of Tetris Battle<\/u>! | Come play now!<\/u>
\nChris Hughes<\/b> holy shit how did this even happen
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> I find your doubt in my abilities VERY SAD, Christopher ):
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> o ye of little faith<\/small>
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Chris Hughes<\/b> checked in at Pizza My Heart<\/u> (Palo Alto, CA<\/u>) — with Dustin Moskovitz.<\/b>
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Dustin Moskovitz<\/b> posted a new photo — with Mark Zuckerberg<\/b>:<\/p>\n

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It\u2019s attack of the dimples!!!!! Dimple season :D :D :D
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Eduardo Saverin, Sean Parker,<\/b><\/em> and<\/em> 387 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> Dustin this is so creepy
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> you liked it though :D
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> it was Chris\u2019s idea
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> How did my blinds get open
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> your entire Photos are just pictures of me
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> BECAUSE I LOVE YOU <3
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> \u2026
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> Love me Mark
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> no.<\/small>
\n– Eduardo Saverin<\/b><\/em> and<\/em> 14 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.
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Dustin Moskovitz<\/b> posted a new photo — with Mark Zuckerberg<\/b>:<\/p>\n

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In his natural habitat
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Eduardo Saverin, Sean Parker<\/b><\/em>,<\/b> and<\/em> 211 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.
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Mark Zuckerberg<\/b> Anyone who posts photos of me from now on will have their profile pictures changed to the Forever Alone guy meme. Proceed with caution.
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b><\/em> and<\/em> 1,200 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> you say this like it\u2019s a threat
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> I happen to love that meme
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> Of course you do.
\nChris Hughes<\/b> you know what a meme is, Eduardo?<\/small>
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Eduardo Saverin \u2192 Chris Hughes<\/b>
\nI know what the internet is, Chris.<\/p>\n

Chris Hughes \u2192 Eduardo Saverin<\/b>
\nthat is honestly news to me
\nMark Zuckerberg, Dustin Moskovitz,<\/b><\/em> and<\/em> 18 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.\u00a0<\/p>\n

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Chat<\/b><\/em>
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> If your phone is seriously still dead you should charge it
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> meh
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> Also eat lunch with Chris since he\u2019s in town
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> ugh
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> Mark.
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Dustin Moskovitz<\/b> posted a new photo via Instagram<\/u> — with Chris Hughes<\/b> and Mark Zuckerberg<\/b>:<\/p>\n

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Om nom nom! #foodporn #food #pasta #myfoodtasteisbetterthanyours #suckmytastebuds #notreally #dontdothat
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Mark Zuckerberg, Eduardo Saverin,<\/b><\/em> and<\/em> 72 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.
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Dustin Moskovitz<\/b> changed his profile picture.\u00a0<\/p>\n

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Eduardo Saverin<\/b><\/em> and <\/em>36 others<\/em><\/b> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.
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Dustin Moskovitz \u2192 Mark Zuckerberg
\n<\/b>HEY
\nTHAT WAS A TOTALLY NON-CREEPY POSTED WITH PERMISSION PICTURE<\/p>\n

Mark Zuckerberg \u2192 Dustin Moskovitz<\/b>
\nSo?<\/p>\n

Dustin Moskovitz \u2192 Mark Zuckerberg<\/b>
\nyou play a dirty dirty game mr. Zuckerberg<\/p>\n

Mark Zuckerberg \u2192 Dustin Moskovitz<\/b>
\nI\u2019m a Lannister. What else did you expect?<\/p>\n

Dustin Moskovitz \u2192 Mark Zuckerberg<\/b>
\nwell I\u2019m going to remind you AGAIN that I actually LOVE the Forever Alone guy meme
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> I LOVE ALL MEMES<\/small>
\n– Chris Hughes, Sean Parker<\/b><\/em>, and<\/em> 14 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.
\nChris Hughes<\/b> I really wanna believe that that comment was mark hacking into dustin\u2019s account
\nChris Hughes<\/b> somehow I doubt it<\/small><\/p>\n

Mark Zuckerberg \u2192 Dustin Moskovitz<\/b>
\nProbably because it\u2019s an accurate picture of you.
\nEduardo Saverin, Chris Hughes<\/b><\/em> and<\/em> 76 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.<\/p>\n

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Chat<\/b><\/em>
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> What is with you
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> ?
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> and liking Mark\u2019s SICK BURNS ON MY WALL
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> WHAT ABOUT US
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> WHAT ABOUT EVERYTHING WE\u2019VE BEEN THROUGH
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> What did we go through?
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> And, I don\u2019t know? I like them.
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> \u2026 WHAT ABOUT TRUST???
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> this is the part where you say \u201cI NEVER WANTED TO HURT YOU\u201d
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> What?
\n<\/b><\/p>\n

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Dustin Moskovitz<\/b> The next shareholder\u2019s meeting is going to be a High School Musical marathon. I propose it.
\nSean Parker<\/b><\/em> and<\/em> 434 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> Vetoed.
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> I\u2019m younger
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> Still vetoed.
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> you break my heart Mark
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> I can\u2019t believe this<\/small>
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Dustin Moskovitz \u2192 Eduardo Saverin<\/b>
\nWHAT DID YOU TEACH HIM and how and why D:<\/p>\n

Eduardo Saverin \u2192 Dustin Moskovitz<\/b>
\nI\u2019m starting to feel like you spend too much time on this site.
\nChris Hughes, Mark Zuckerberg<\/b><\/em>, and<\/em> 12 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> Maybe because I WORK HERE????
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> So do I.
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> You\u2019re not exempt, Mark.
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> When the hell did you decide this
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> HA
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> and, anyway Eduardo, ever since you started using this site again you\u2019ve been using it an AWFUL LOT LATELY TOO!!!!
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> Not as much as you<\/small>
\n<\/b><\/p>\n

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Dustin Moskovitz<\/b> threw a sheep at Chris Hughes!<\/b> Join Farmville<\/u> | View Dustin\u2019s farm<\/u><\/p>\n

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Chat<\/b><\/em>
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> where the fuck are you
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> Wardo
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> Sorry, I was napping. I think I\u2019m sick.
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> for 18 hours?
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> See: the second half of that message
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> ugh
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Chris Hughes<\/b> posted a new photo — with Mark Zuckerberg, Dustin Moskovitz, Sean Parker<\/b>\u00a0<\/p>\n

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It\u2019s like college all over again.
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Eduardo Saverin, Mark Zuckerberg,<\/b><\/em> and<\/em> 43 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> except for the part where your hair isn\u2019t atrocious<\/small>
\n–<\/em> Dustin Moskovitz, Eduardo Saverin<\/b><\/em>, and<\/em> 200 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> also Sean\u2019s there<\/small>
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Mark Zuckerberg<\/b> checked in at Shanghai Pudong International Airport<\/u> (Shanghai, China<\/u>.)
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b><\/em> and<\/em> 21 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.
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Dustin Moskovitz<\/b> shared his quiz result: Which Disney Princess Are You?<\/a><\/p>\n

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AYY MY GIRL JASMINE<\/p>\n

You got: Jasmine<\/b>. Daring and adventurous, you are considered the daredevil of you group. You enjoy\u2026 [See full result<\/u>]<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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Chris Hughes, Mark Zuckerberg<\/b><\/em>, and<\/em> 58 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.
\nChris Hughes<\/b> are you not ariel?
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> No, he\u2019s tone deaf.
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> EXCUSE YOU
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> a whole new world vs part of your world GO
\nChris Hughes<\/b> my bad, Mark was right
\nChris Hughes<\/b> I was too focused on the red hair
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> why am I being bullied on my own facebook post????<\/small><\/p>\n

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\nChris Hughes<\/b> mark looks distracted
\nChris Hughes<\/b> he\u2019s going to the bathroom
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Mark Zuckerberg<\/b> I can\u2019t find my phone.
\nEduardo Saverin, Sean Parker<\/b><\/em> and<\/em> 98 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.
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Dustin Moskovitz<\/b> is about to die.
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b><\/em> and<\/em> 21 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> It\u2019s really worrying that you liked this<\/small>, Mark.
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> For good reason, trust me.<\/small>
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Dustin Moskovitz<\/b> AAAAAAAAAAAA
\nMark Zuckerberg, Eduardo Saverin<\/b><\/em>, and<\/em> 48 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.<\/p>\n

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Mark Zuckerberg<\/b> Phone is secure. I would issue another status about needing a new CTO, but unfortunately Careers would hate me again.
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Chat<\/b><\/em>
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> I COULDN\u2019T EVEN UNLOCK YOUR PHONE ANYWAY
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> I know. good.
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> you\u2019re always on it!!
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> WHAT SCRETS ARE YOU HIDING
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> did you find the fountain of youth
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> no secrets
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> and
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> no
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> I don\u2019t believe you at ALL
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> too bad<\/p>\n

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Chris Hughes<\/b> shared a link on Dustin Moskovitz<\/b>\u2019s wall via Buzzfeed<\/u>:<\/p>\n

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thought you might like this lol<\/p>\n

The 60 Best Planks<\/a><\/strong> I\u2019ve looked at every submission to the Official Planking Facebook group to bring you this \u201cbest of\u201d list.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n

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Dustin Moskovitz<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> I DIDN\u2019T EVEN KNOW WE HAD AN OFFICIAL PLANKING GROUP
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> omg
\nChris Hughes<\/b> mark\u2019s been a member
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> Mark doesn\u2019t do planks
\nChris Hughes<\/b> forreal<\/small><\/p>\n

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<\/small>Dustin Moskovitz<\/b> posted a new photo — with Mark Zuckerberg<\/b>:\u00a0<\/p>\n

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A complexion other than pasty white!
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Chris Hughes, Eduardo Saverin<\/b><\/em>, and<\/em> 47 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.<\/p>\n

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Chat<\/b><\/em>
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> I am going to kill you
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> I AM ALREADY FOREVER ALONE
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> Hide in the bathroom again if you want to live
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> you know you\u2019re really bad at this threatening thing
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> when you\u2019re letting me know how to protect myself in advance
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> aaaaand im going seeya<\/p>\n

Chris Hughes<\/b> where are you?
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> b-room
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> i think Mark might legitimately be pissed
\nChris Hughes<\/b> LMAO
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> WHY do you laugh at my pain
\nChris Hughes<\/b> it\u2019s just funny
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> can you get me food???<\/p>\n

Mark Zuckerberg<\/b> phone died again. When are you getting here?
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> 3:00
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> you\u2019re driving back<\/p>\n

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Eduardo Saverin<\/b> threw a chicken at Mark Zuckerberg<\/b>! Join Farmville<\/u> | View Eduardo\u2019s farm<\/u>
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\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> !!! ! ! ! ! !!!
\nErica Albright<\/b> LMAO you\u2019re both losers<\/small><\/p>\n

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<\/small>Mark Zuckerberg<\/b> threw a chicken at Eduardo Saverin<\/b>! Join Farmville<\/u> | View Mark\u2019s farm<\/u>
\nDustin Moskovitz, Chris Hughes<\/b><\/em> and<\/em> 12 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> At least mine\u2019s not a cannibal<\/small>
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Chat<\/b><\/em>
\nSean Parker<\/b> plz tell me after all these yrs
\nSean Parker<\/b> \u2018chicken\u2019 is just an innuendo
\nSean Parker<\/b> or maybe cannibal
\nSean Parker<\/b> ok i genuinely hope that cannibal is an innuendo
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> how afraid would you be if the answer was no?
\nSean Parker<\/b> incredibly
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> then don\u2019t ask<\/p>\n

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Dustin Moskovitz<\/b> posted a new photo — with Eduardo Saverin<\/b> and Mark Zuckerberg.<\/b><\/p>\n

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LOOK WHO\u2019S BACK IN TOWN!!
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Eduardo Saverin, Mark Zuckerberg, Chris Hughes<\/b><\/em>, and<\/em> 921 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.<\/p>\n

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Mark Zuckerberg<\/b> checked in at Pizza My Heart<\/u> (Palo Alto, CA<\/u>.) — with Eduardo Saverin, Dustin Moskovitz, Chris Hughes.<\/b><\/p>\n

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<\/b>Chat<\/b><\/em>
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> i\u2019m starting to regret this
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> Wtf
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> what?
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> R u msging me undr th table?
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> a) your blind typing skills are awful, and b) yes
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> this place has awful reception
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> Well tlk abt this l8r
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> okay
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> watching you type is painful anyway<\/p>\n

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Dustin Moskovitz<\/b> threw a sheep at Eduardo Saverin<\/b>! Join Farmville<\/u> | View Dustin\u2019s farm<\/u>
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Eduardo Saverin<\/b> threw a cow at Dustin Moskovitz<\/b>! Join Farmville<\/u> | View Eduardo\u2019s farm<\/u>
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Chat<\/b><\/em>
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> There is literally nothing on your farm except for chickens
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> dude
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> what the fuck
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> Wasn\u2019t my idea.<\/p>\n

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Chris Hughes<\/b> home safe!
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Mark Zuckerberg<\/b> beat Dustin Moskovitz<\/b> in a round of Tetris Battle<\/u>! | Come play now!<\/u><\/p>\n

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<\/u>Chat<\/b><\/em>
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> Beh
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> I am sitting right next to you<\/p>\n

Dustin Moskovitz<\/b> Mark is being so weird
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> please save me
\nChris Hughes<\/b> no can do
\nChris Hughes<\/b> you\u2019re forever alone, remember?
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> WOW
\nChris Hughes<\/b> it\u2019s literally your profile picture<\/p>\n

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Chat<\/b><\/em>
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> This is pointless
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> What\u2019s the point of you making Facebook if you don\u2019t get to make yourself Facebook official?
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> I already am
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> And why am I reminding you again that we are literally sitting right across from each other
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> Your feet are in my lap
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> Thanks, I didn\u2019t realize
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Mark Zuckerberg<\/b> is in a relationship with Eduardo Saverin.<\/b>
\nDustin Moskovitz, Chris Hughes, Adele, Sean Parker,<\/b><\/em> and<\/em> 999,046 others<\/b><\/em> liked this<\/em><\/small><\/small>.
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> I can\u2019t believe you told me not to FREAK OUT???
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> WHAT??????
\nChris Hughes<\/b> congratulations!!
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> WHAT
\nSean Parker<\/b> dmosc u owe me $200
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> UGH
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> Dustin, what the hell?
\nSean Parker<\/b> i had faith in u u cannibal
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> Um.
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> That is not what I meant
\nChris Hughes<\/b> \u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026. anyway STAY HAPPY
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> We\u2019ll do our best. Thanks, Chris.
\nChris Hughes<\/b> :)
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> And Dustin, so much for being on \u2018my side.\u2019
\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> Get your head in the game.
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> Suck it.
\nDustin Moskovitz<\/b> NO
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> Eduardo responded to this in real life but I\u2019m obligated to not give out explicit details.
\nSean Parker<\/b> and im gone from this convo goodbye<\/small><\/p>\n

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\nEduardo Saverin<\/b> How does it feel being Facebook official?
\nMark Zuckerberg<\/b> Why are we still on our computers?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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