Rating:

Teen

Category:

M/M

Fandom:

The Social Network

Relationship:

Eduardo/Mark

Tags:

facebook fic

Stats:

Posted on:

2015-12-07

Words:

5,204

Mark Zuckerberg wonders why some people don’t bother deleting their accounts if they never use them…
Chris Hughes, Sean Parker, and 2,071 others liked this.

 

Mark Zuckerberg posted new photos in the album Singapore 2011.

 

Dustin Moskovitz threw a sheep at Mark Zuckerberg! Join Farmville | Visit Dustin’s farm

 

Mark Zuckerberg threw a chicken at Dustin Moskovitz! Join Farmville | Visit Mark’s farm

 

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Mark Zuckerberg Three years.
6,554 people liked this.
Dustin Moskovitz Mark don’t tell me you’re being emo again
Chris Hughes He’s always emo.
Dustin Moskovitz True
Mark Zuckerberg Shut up

Chris Hughes It’s that time of year again.
Dustin Moskovitz, Sean Parker, and 43 others liked this.
Dustin Moskovitz Someone save us
Chris Hughes please
Dustin Moscovtiz he threw a CHICKEN at me, Chris!!
Chris Hughes I know, I saw
Mark Zuckerberg you realize I can see this, right?
– Dustin Moskovitz, Chris Hughes, and 3 others liked this
Sean Parker it’s p funny tbh
Chris Hughes oh shut up and go back to spotify

Sean Parker → Chris Hughes
spotify does not appreciate ur slander

Chris Hughes → Sean Parker
work on memorizing your legal terms, parker

 

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Mark Zuckerberg Seriously, if you haven’t updated your Facebook profile in three years then you should either start using it regularly again or delete it.
Dustin Moskovitz or we can delete the profiles, really
Mark Zuckerberg that would be a breach of privacy

 

Chat
Dustin Moskovitz like you haven’t creeped on his profile to know he hasn’t messaged anyone either LOL

 

Dustin Moskovitz invited Eduardo Saverin to Farmville.

 

Dustin Moskovitz invited Eduardo Saverin to Candy Crush.

 

Dustin Moskovitz invited Eduardo Saverin to Tetris Battle.

 

Chat
Dustin Moskovitz STOP IT I KNOW YOU’RE DOING THAT
Mark Zuckerberg et tu, brute?
Mark Zuckerberg he hangs out with app designers anyway he should actually use the apps then
Mark Zuckerberg Don’t talk like you didn’t answer that question on Quora
Dustin Moskovitz HE BROKE MY HEART, MARK!!
Dustin Moskovitz MINE
Dustin Moskovitz we should put an asterisk on the masthead
Mark Zuckerberg I’ll get on that
Mark Zuckerberg and he broke mine too
Dustin Moskovitz lol like you have a heart
Dustin Moskovitz and THIS is the part, I believe, where you say ‘touche’
Dustin Moskovitz :D
Mark Zuckerberg only if you promise to do me a favor
Dustin Moskovitz :D?
Mark Zuckerberg hold on I’ll text you

 

Mark Zuckerberg → Dustin Moskovitz
touche

Dustin Moskovitz → Mark Zuckerberg
:DDD

 

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Dustin Moskovitz invited Eduardo Saverin to Farmville.

 

Dustin Moskovitz threw a chicken at Eduardo Saverin! Join Farmville | View Dustin’s farm

 

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Eduardo Saverin Anyone want to explain to me why my email suddenly got bombarded with Facebook invitations? It’s not even the email I have with this account and I can’t unsubscribe from them.
Mark Zuckerberg, Dustin Moskovitz, Sean Parker, and 73 others liked this.

Eduardo Saverin → Dustin Moskovitz
Why would you even do that?

Eduardo Saverin → Chris Hughes
Control your children.
Sean Parker, Sean Elridge, and 5 others liked this.

Chris Hughes → Eduardo Saverin
that’s a disgusting image

Dustin Moskovitz → Eduardo Saverin
doesn’t it EXCITE you that there are chickens on Facebook? Isn’t that hilarious?? :D

Eduardo Saverin → Dustin Moskovitz
No.

Eduardo Saverin → Dustin Moskovitz
And also why is there an * next to my name on the masthead?

Dustin Moskovitz → Eduardo Saverin
YOU BROKE MY HEART :(
Mark Zuckerberg liked this.

 Chris Hughes Genuinely wish I could like Likes. Dustin Moskovitz, get on this.
Dustin Moskovitz On it!!!!

Mark Zuckerberg → Dustin Moskovitz
Don’t.

Dustin Moskovitz → Mark Zuckerberg
Aww, matching posts on my walls!!! :D

Eduardo Saverin → Dustin Moskovitz
Why.
Mark Zuckerberg liked this.
– Dustin Moskovitz liked this Like.

 

Chat
Mark Zuckerberg I’m firing you
Dustin Moskovitz after what my generous ass did so much for you :D?
Mark Zuckerberg you’re on probation
Dustin Moskovitz getting Wardo’s personal email was so hard :(
Mark Zuckerberg no lunch break today
Mark Zuckerberg final deal
Dustin Moskovitz fine
Dustin Moskovitz get me a sandwich from the cafeteria
Dustin Moskovitz italian, no salami
Mark Zuckerberg k

 

Eduardo Saverin → Mark Zuckerberg
Stop that.

Mark Zuckerberg → Eduardo Saverin
We’re friends. I can see your posts.

Eduardo Saverin → Mark Zuckerberg
Why can’t I unfriend you?

 

Chat
Eduardo Saverin Why can’t I unfriend Mark? Can you fix that?
Dustin Moskovitz Are you sure you wanna do that??? D:
Eduardo Saverin Yes.

Mark Zuckerberg Don’t you dare
Dustin Moskovitz I ALREADY INVADED HIS PRIVACY ONCE, MARK
Dustin Moskovitz I OWE HIM SOMETHING
Mark Zuckerberg it’s not like he knows

 

Dustin Moskovitz is being HARASSED BY HIS FRIENDS AND BEING TOLD WHAT TO DO :(((((
Chris Hughes, Sean Parker, and 7 others liked this.
Chris Hughes lol
Dustin Moskovitz :(
– Chris Hughes liked this comment.

Dustin Moskovitz → Chris Hughes
I literally hate you.
Mark Zuckerberg liked this.

Chris Hughes → Dustin Moskovitz
:)

 

Dustin Moskovitz I’M JUST NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING YOU’RE ALL ON YOUR OWN
Mark Zuckerberg, Chris Hughes, and 24 others liked this.
Mark Zuckerberg Thank you

 

Eduardo Saverin → Mark Zuckerberg
This is definitely illegal. I should be allowed to unfriend you.

Mark Zuckerberg → Eduardo Saverin
You own shares in this company. I own this company. Why would you want to unfriend me?

Eduardo Saverin → Mark Zuckerberg
Do I need to remind you how this website was created?

Mark Zuckerberg → Eduardo Saverin
No. I was there.

 

Sean Parker this is lit the best day of my life im just sittin here w my popcorn.gif
Chris Hughes, Dustin Moskovitz, Randi Zuckerberg, and 180 others liked this.
Eduardo Saverin Why am I even friends with you on here anyway?
Sean Parker beats me LOL

 

Sean Parker aww :( he unfriended me :((((
Mark Zuckerberg and 842 others liked this.

 

Chat
Mark Zuckerberg I didn’t stop you with Sean. Are you happy?
Eduardo Saverin Your interpersonal skills have gotten worse.

 

Eduardo Saverin What’s the point of using a website if you aren’t at liberty to friend and unfriend who you want?
Dustin Moskovitz and 36 others liked this.
Sean Parker he’s ceo
Sean Parker bitch
Eduardo Saverin How did you get here?
Sean Parker PRIVACY SETTINGS
– Mark Zuckerberg liked this comment
Sean Parker BITCH

 

Mark Zuckerberg → Dustin Moskovitz
I saw that like.

 

Chat
Mark Zuckerberg I thought you were on my side
Dustin Moskovitz THERE ARE NO SIDES, ONLY CHAOS
Mark invited Chris Hughes to this chat.
Mark Zuckerberg Chris, Dustin picked Eduardo’s side, so you’re on mine now
Chris Hughes your side of what?
Dustin Moskovitz I’M NOT ON ANYONE’S SIDE!! I’M NOT ON EDUARDO’S SIDE
Mark Zuckerberg you are a liar
Mark Zuckerberg who lies
Dustin Moskovitz CHRIS DON’T LISTEN TO HIM
Mark Zuckerberg too late I already call dibs on him
Dustin Moskovitz FINE
Chris Hughes What the hell is happening

 

Dustin Moskovitz → Eduardo Saverin
WARDO. We must join forces and win!! We must defeat Mark!!

Eduardo Saverin → Dustin Moskovitz
Will you let me unfriend him?

 

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Mark Zuckerberg Facebook’s position of Chief Technology Officer is now open. We are accepting applications. Please direct all additional inquiries to careers@facebook.com
Chris Hughes, Sean Parker, and 43,825 others liked this.

 

Dustin Moskovitz → Mark Zuckerberg
ET TU BRUTE??????

Eduardo Saverin → Dustin Moskovitz
Can you explain the * though?

Dustin Moskovitz → Eduardo Saverin
I already said: YOU BROKE MY HEART :(

Eduardo Saverin → Dustin Moskovitz
Mark broke mine. There should be one next to his name too.
Chris Hughes, Sean Elridge, and 16 others liked this.
Mark Zuckerberg I broke your what?
Eduardo Saverin How can you even see this post?
Mark Zuckerberg Privacy settings
Mark Zuckerberg what did I break
Mark Zuckerberg Should I buy you a new one
Mark Zuckerberg I mean, not like you ever broke anything of mine before or anything

 

Eduardo Saverin I’m never coming back on this website again. Goodbye.
66 people liked this.
Chris Hughes Good
Chris Hughes save yourself
Chris Hughes one of us needs to be saved

 

Chat
Dustin Moskovitz are we doneeeee
Mark Zuckerberg yes
Mark Zuckerberg are you sure the text notifications are on?
Dustin Moskovitz yep :D!
Dustin Moskovitz I sure hope you know what you’re doing
Mark Zuckerberg I always know what I’m doing

 

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Mark Zuckerberg Facebook is actually not hiring a new CTO. Apologies for the mixup. That was a prank, and now Careers is yelling at me for all the emails they just got. Please do not send anymore applications.
15,002 people liked this.

 

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Chat
Mark Zuckerberg I lied, I know what of yours I broke
Mark Zuckerberg I made this website I can see all posts
Mark Zuckerberg anyway
Mark Zuckerberg sorry for spamming your email inbox with Facebook notifications again
Mark Zuckerberg Oh yeah I hope you don’t automatically mark them as spam or something or else this would be pointless
Mark Zuckerberg I broke your heart? that’s kind of dramatic to say though isn’t it
Mark Zuckerberg I can’t account for Dustin though, he’s kind of dramatic
Mark Zuckerberg well not “kind of”
Mark Zuckerberg Anyway, I never meant to break your heart or whatever and I’m sorry that I did
Mark Zuckerberg I guess
Mark Zuckerberg this was Chris’s idea
Mark Zuckerberg kind of
Mark Zuckerberg if it doesn’t work. If this doesn’t work this was Chris’s idea.

Mark Zuckerberg bleh
Dustin Moskovitz :D?
Mark Zuckerberg I said if it didn’t work it was Chris’s idea
Chris Hughes lmao thanks
Dustin Moskovitz LOL
Dustin Moskovitz MARK
Mark Zuckerberg … wrong chat.

 

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Mark Zuckerberg Waiting.
Dustin Moskovitz and 640 others liked this.
Randi Zuckerberg *is waiting
Mark Zuckerberg ?
Randi Zuckerberg Not my fault that you came up with this ridiculous post format.

 

Dustin Moskovitz threw a cow at Mark Zuckerberg! Join Farmville | View Dustin’s farm

 

Mark Zuckerberg threw a horse at Dustin Moskovitz! Join Farmville | View Mark’s farm

 

Mark Zuckerberg threw a chicken at Dustin Moskovitz! Join Farmville | View Mark’s farm

 

Mark Zuckerberg threw a pig at Dustin Moskovitz! Join Farmville | View Mark’s farm

 

Mark Zuckerberg threw a goat at Dustin Moskovitz! Join Farmville | View Mark’s farm

 

Dustin Moskovitz → Mark Zuckerberg
STOP

Erica Albright → Mark Zuckerberg
if you don’t stop spamming my newsfeed with farmville notifications i’m going to unfriend you
Dustin Moskovitz, Chris Hughes, and 3 others liked this.

Mark Zuckerberg → Erica Albright
I’d like to see you try.

Erica Albright → Mark Zuckerberg
what was it that you said that one time? oh, right, “i don’t want friends.”
Dustin Moskovitz OOH snap
Mark Zuckerberg …

 

Mark Zuckerberg Why is the world out to get me?
Dustin Moskovitz, Erica Albright, Sean Parker, and 5,281 others liked this.

 

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Chat
Eduardo Saverin This was pathetic but not completely incompetent.
Eduardo Saverin So it worked.

 

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Eduardo Saverin and Mark Zuckerberg are now friends. | See Friendship
Dustin Moskovitz, Chris Hughes, Adele, and 698,470 others liked this.

 

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Eduardo Saverin → Mark Zuckerberg
I regret this. Too many notifications.
Dustin Moskovitz, Chris Hughes, and 956 others liked this.
Mark Zuckerberg Get used to it
Mark Zuckerberg you dug your own grave
Eduardo Saverin everything I do with you is digging my own grave
– Chris Hughes and 2,310 others liked this.

 

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Eduardo Saverin Maybe $19,000 wasn’t worth getting notifications on my phone and text and email every 5 minutes.
Chris Hughes, Erica Albright, and 265 others liked this.
Dustin Moskovitz OH SHIT UM
Dustin Moskovitz I’LL FIX THAT
Mark Zuckerberg It was totally worth it
Eduardo Saverin That remains to be seen.

 

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Chat
Mark Zuckerberg I’m not pathetic

 

Dustin Moskovitz posted a new photo — with Mark Zuckerberg:

Smiley Mark! Look at those dimples :D
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Eduardo Saverin, Chris Hughes, Sean Parker, and 418 others liked this.
Chris Hughes i have literally never seen those dimples before omg
Dustin Moskovitz RIGHT??
Mark Zuckerberg when did you take this photo?
Dustin Moskovitz :D

 

Mark Zuckerberg checked in at New Guinea.
Eduardo Saverin and 311 others liked this.

 

Mark Zuckerberg shared Adorable puppies!’s video.

How to wash a Puli!!
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Eduardo Saverin, Dustin Moskovitz, and 600 others liked this.

 

Mark Zuckerberg shared his quiz result: What ‘Game of Thrones’ Character Are You?

Nice.

You are Tyrion Lannister. You are a witty person with a brilliant mind. People often underestimate your capabilities but that actually works to your advantage. You can be… [See full result]

Eduardo Saverin, Chris Hughes, Dustin Moskovitz, and 1,403 others liked this.
Chris Hughes lol of course
Chris Hughes you are so house lannister
Mark Zuckerberg Thanks

 

Chat
Mark Zuckerberg you’re the one who keeps liking my posts without commenting on them
Mark Zuckerberg You’re pathetic
Eduardo Saverin Very creative

 

Mark Zuckerberg threw a chicken at Eduardo Saverin! Join Farmville | View Mark’s farm
Eduardo Saverin Funny
Mark Zuckerberg I try

 

Chat
Mark Zuckerberg do you even watch Game of Thrones?
Eduardo Saverin Yes
Eduardo Saverin I got Sansa on the personality test
Mark Zuckerberg oh
Mark Zuckerberg why didn’t you share it?
Mark Zuckerberg I thought you would’ve gotten Daenerys
Eduardo Saverin I’ll take that as a compliment
Mark Zuckerberg it was supposed to be one

 

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Dustin Moskovitz posted a new photo — with Mark Zuckerberg: 

Dimples pt. 2! :D :D
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Eduardo Saverin, Sean Parker, and 652 others liked this.
Mark Zuckerberg I swear to god Dustin
Dustin Moskovitz they are a rare breed and I must share them with the world when I can!
Chris Hughes I can’t believe you two work for this website and literally spend all your time posting on this website
Mark Zuckerberg we’re getting paid for being the commodities we sell
– Eduardo Saverin, Dustin Moskovitz, and 23 others liked this.

 

Mark Zuckerberg I’m getting surgery so I’ll never smile again.
Eduardo Saverin and 705 others liked this.
Dustin Moskovitz MARK NO
Chris Hughes this is EXTREMELY worrisome
Dustin Moskovitz DON’T
Sean Parker i rly wouldn’t. u should just break dustins phone lmao
Dustin Moskovitz SEAN???
Mark Zuckerberg thanks Sean. Good idea

 

Dustin Moskovitz I DON’T HAVE A PHONE. DON’T COME NEAR ME.
Eduardo Saverin, Chris Hughes, and 22 others liked this.

 

Chat
Mark Zuckerberg You’re enjoying this too much
Eduardo Saverin A little

Dustin Moskovitz WARDO YOU’RE STILL ON MY SIDE RIGHT
Dustin Moskovitz because Mark is surprisingly strong
Dustin Moskovitz I mean not THAT surprising but still surprising
Eduardo Saverin ?
Dustin Moskovitz hold him down. tackle him.
Eduardo Saverin That’s kind of hard for me to do, Dustin, considering I’m on the other side of the world.

Eduardo Saverin Did you change your phone number?
Mark Zuckerberg no
Mark Zuckerberg Why?

Dustin Moskovitz IN SPIRIT THEN
Dustin Moskovitz DO IT IN SPIRIT

 

Mark Zuckerberg → Dustin Moskovitz
I won’t break your phone Dustin I promise. Come out from the bathroom now.

Dustin Moskovitz → Mark Zuckerberg
NEVER. I have four packs of reese’s and three jugs of water you’ll never catch me!!!!!

Mark Zuckerberg → Dustin Moskovitz
Other people need to use the bathroom. besides I’m pretty sure the candy was for our interns

Dustin Moskovitz → Mark Zuckerberg
YOU CAN BUY MORE WITH YOUR WORKING PHONE

Mark Zuckerberg → Dustin Moskovitz
That doesn’t make sense.

 

Mark Zuckerberg posted a new photo:

An attempt at dimples.
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Eduardo Saverin, Karen Zuckerberg, Randi Zuckerberg, and 8,560 others liked this.
Karen Zuckerberg My baby!!!!
– Eduardo Saverin and 602 others liked this.
Randi Zuckerberg You look constipated
– Eduardo Saverin and 481 others liked this.

 

Chat
Mark Zuckerberg Do you believe me now?
Dustin Moskovitz ugh FINE

 

Sean Parker posted a new photo — with Dustin Moskovitz and Mark Zuckerberg:

NICE DINOSAUR UNDERWEAR LMAO
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Eduardo Saverin, Mark Zuckerberg, Chris Hughes, and 122 others liked this.

 

Dustin Moskovitz → Eduardo Saverin
I saw that like D: WHAT HAPPENED TO BEING ON MY SIDE

Eduardo Saverin → Dustin Moskovitz
They’re cute underwear!
Dustin Moskovitz *manly
Eduardo Saverin *Cute

 

Chat
Mark Zuckerberg lol
Eduardo Saverin Never thought he was a briefs kind of guy
Mark Zuckerberg Could’ve been worse
Eduardo Saverin don’t make me imagine

 

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Dustin Moskovitz threw a cow at Eduardo Saverin! Join Farmville | View Dustin’s farm 

 

Eduardo Saverin Never joining Farmville. Please stop.
Mark Zuckerberg, Chris Hughes, and 82 others liked this.

 

Eduardo Saverin posted a new photo:

Monsoon season is coming up.
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Mark Zuckerberg and 18 others liked this.

 

Chat
Eduardo Saverin Do you even know anything about meteorology?
Mark Zuckerberg No?

Mark Zuckerberg Wardo just asked me if I knew anything about meteorology
Mark Zuckerberg ?
Chris Hughes LOL
Chris Hughes Probably because you liked his post
Mark Zuckerberg Oh
Dustin Moskovitz omg
Chris Hughes this is like watching a dog trying to walk on its hind legs
Mark Zuckerberg wtf
Mark Zuckerberg I hate you
Chris Hughes :D
Dustin Moskovitz maybe you should learn meteorology Mark :DDDD
Mark Zuckerberg no
Mark Zuckerberg I mean well
Mark Zuckerberg It probably has its merits, but no
Chris Hughes Portuguese, then
Dustin Moskovitz DON’T ENCOURAGE HIM CHRIS
Chris Hughes every Mark needs his enabler
Chris Hughes actually that’s probably not true
Mark Zuckerberg Definitely not true

 

Dustin Moskovitz beat Mark Zuckerberg in a round of Tetris Battle! | Come play now!
Chris Hughes holy shit how did this even happen
Dustin Moskovitz I find your doubt in my abilities VERY SAD, Christopher ):
Dustin Moskovitz o ye of little faith

 

Chris Hughes checked in at Pizza My Heart (Palo Alto, CA) — with Dustin Moskovitz.
Dustin Moskovitz liked this.

 

Dustin Moskovitz posted a new photo — with Mark Zuckerberg:

It’s attack of the dimples!!!!! Dimple season :D :D :D
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Eduardo Saverin, Sean Parker, and 387 others liked this.
Eduardo Saverin Dustin this is so creepy
Dustin Moskovitz you liked it though :D
Dustin Moskovitz it was Chris’s idea
Mark Zuckerberg How did my blinds get open
Mark Zuckerberg your entire Photos are just pictures of me
Dustin Moskovitz BECAUSE I LOVE YOU <3
Mark Zuckerberg …
Dustin Moskovitz Love me Mark
Mark Zuckerberg no.
– Eduardo Saverin and 14 others liked this.

 

Dustin Moskovitz posted a new photo — with Mark Zuckerberg:

In his natural habitat
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Eduardo Saverin, Sean Parker, and 211 others liked this.

 

Mark Zuckerberg Anyone who posts photos of me from now on will have their profile pictures changed to the Forever Alone guy meme. Proceed with caution.
Eduardo Saverin and 1,200 others liked this.
Dustin Moskovitz you say this like it’s a threat
Dustin Moskovitz I happen to love that meme
Eduardo Saverin Of course you do.
Chris Hughes you know what a meme is, Eduardo?

 

Eduardo Saverin → Chris Hughes
I know what the internet is, Chris.

Chris Hughes → Eduardo Saverin
that is honestly news to me
Mark Zuckerberg, Dustin Moskovitz, and 18 others liked this. 

 

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Chat
Eduardo Saverin If your phone is seriously still dead you should charge it
Mark Zuckerberg meh
Eduardo Saverin Also eat lunch with Chris since he’s in town
Mark Zuckerberg ugh
Eduardo Saverin Mark.

 

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Dustin Moskovitz posted a new photo via Instagram — with Chris Hughes and Mark Zuckerberg:

Om nom nom! #foodporn #food #pasta #myfoodtasteisbetterthanyours #suckmytastebuds #notreally #dontdothat
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Mark Zuckerberg, Eduardo Saverin, and 72 others liked this.

 

Dustin Moskovitz changed his profile picture. 

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Eduardo Saverin and 36 others liked this.

 

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Dustin Moskovitz → Mark Zuckerberg
HEY
THAT WAS A TOTALLY NON-CREEPY POSTED WITH PERMISSION PICTURE

Mark Zuckerberg → Dustin Moskovitz
So?

Dustin Moskovitz → Mark Zuckerberg
you play a dirty dirty game mr. Zuckerberg

Mark Zuckerberg → Dustin Moskovitz
I’m a Lannister. What else did you expect?

Dustin Moskovitz → Mark Zuckerberg
well I’m going to remind you AGAIN that I actually LOVE the Forever Alone guy meme
Dustin Moskovitz I LOVE ALL MEMES
– Chris Hughes, Sean Parker, and 14 others liked this.
Chris Hughes I really wanna believe that that comment was mark hacking into dustin’s account
Chris Hughes somehow I doubt it

Mark Zuckerberg → Dustin Moskovitz
Probably because it’s an accurate picture of you.
Eduardo Saverin, Chris Hughes and 76 others liked this.

 

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Chat
Dustin Moskovitz What is with you
Eduardo Saverin ?
Dustin Moskovitz and liking Mark’s SICK BURNS ON MY WALL
Dustin Moskovitz WHAT ABOUT US
Dustin Moskovitz WHAT ABOUT EVERYTHING WE’VE BEEN THROUGH
Eduardo Saverin What did we go through?
Eduardo Saverin And, I don’t know? I like them.
Dustin Moskovitz … WHAT ABOUT TRUST???
Dustin Moskovitz this is the part where you say “I NEVER WANTED TO HURT YOU”
Eduardo Saverin What?

 

Dustin Moskovitz The next shareholder’s meeting is going to be a High School Musical marathon. I propose it.
Sean Parker and 434 others liked this.
Mark Zuckerberg Vetoed.
Dustin Moskovitz I’m younger
Mark Zuckerberg Still vetoed.
Dustin Moskovitz you break my heart Mark
Dustin Moskovitz I can’t believe this

 

Dustin Moskovitz → Eduardo Saverin
WHAT DID YOU TEACH HIM and how and why D:

Eduardo Saverin → Dustin Moskovitz
I’m starting to feel like you spend too much time on this site.
Chris Hughes, Mark Zuckerberg, and 12 others liked this.
Dustin Moskovitz Maybe because I WORK HERE????
Mark Zuckerberg So do I.
Eduardo Saverin You’re not exempt, Mark.
Mark Zuckerberg When the hell did you decide this
Dustin Moskovitz HA
Dustin Moskovitz and, anyway Eduardo, ever since you started using this site again you’ve been using it an AWFUL LOT LATELY TOO!!!!
Eduardo Saverin Not as much as you

 

Dustin Moskovitz threw a sheep at Chris Hughes! Join Farmville | View Dustin’s farm

 

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Chat
Mark Zuckerberg where the fuck are you
Mark Zuckerberg Wardo
Eduardo Saverin Sorry, I was napping. I think I’m sick.
Mark Zuckerberg for 18 hours?
Eduardo Saverin See: the second half of that message
Mark Zuckerberg ugh

 

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Chris Hughes posted a new photo — with Mark Zuckerberg, Dustin Moskovitz, Sean Parker 

It’s like college all over again.
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Eduardo Saverin, Mark Zuckerberg, and 43 others liked this.
Mark Zuckerberg except for the part where your hair isn’t atrocious
– Dustin Moskovitz, Eduardo Saverin, and 200 others liked this.
Mark Zuckerberg also Sean’s there

 

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Mark Zuckerberg checked in at Shanghai Pudong International Airport (Shanghai, China.)
Eduardo Saverin and 21 others liked this.

 

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Dustin Moskovitz shared his quiz result: Which Disney Princess Are You?

AYY MY GIRL JASMINE

You got: Jasmine. Daring and adventurous, you are considered the daredevil of you group. You enjoy… [See full result]