[Mark/Eduardo Ex Machina AU. WIP]

“my best friend got turned into a frog and now i’m being the best wingman/woman/person ever by carrying them around to bars and getting hot people to kiss them in hopes of hooking them up with their true love” AU (x)

Wanting Eduardo in a french maid costume is not feeling too much. It’s wanting Eduardo in a french maid costume.

In which there are naps, bad pancakes, Red Vines for dinner, and Legos. Oh, and Mark magically turns into a five year old for some reason.

When everyone still has flip phones and Mark doesn’t have a best friend with $300,000 in his bank account, he works at Widener Library. He does headcounts, checks in books, tries to get away with coding for thefacebook, and eats lunch at the cafe with Erica Albright. Life is not much different when he meets Eduardo – but it is better.

Eduardo is a chicken farmer.

Jesse, Joe, Joe’s friend, and a cat.

There’s this Mark, and then there’s the other Mark. Eduardo wants both of them.

It is not Dustin’s this time, but Eduardo’s fault, when they get into Naruto.

Mark and Eduardo are on the Harvard volleyball team.