Their arrangement was simple: Pat had no money, and Pran almost had too much of it. And Pran didn’t want this to ever end, even though they had only just started.

Pran wanting his boyfriend to pee on him isn’t something he thought he would like before, but maybe it’s his fault for always calling Pat his puppy anyway.

When everyone still has flip phones and Mark doesn’t have a best friend with $300,000 in his bank account, he works at Widener Library. He does headcounts, checks in books, tries to get away with coding for thefacebook, and eats lunch at the cafe with Erica Albright. Life is not much different when he meets Eduardo – but it is better.

“I am not using you,” Tetsurou insists, but Oikawa laughs and waves him down, kicks his foot lightly with the tip of his shoe.

“It’s alright, I’ve already said yes,” he says. “I’m curious to meet your friend who doesn’t mind people showing up in jeans and a shirt to his wedding.”

And it occurs to Tetsurou, finally, that Oikawa’s aiming to humiliate him.