“You’re so ridiculous. Who knew that my wife would want to ravish me all the time?” Still, Wei Ying presses closer with the front of her body. Lan Zhan can feel where she’s wet. “My wife, my dragon.”

On a flight to Beijing with Lan Zhan, Wei Ying goes into heat.

“I haven’t seen you since—Gusu, was it?” Wei Ying says. “Oh my god, it’s been so long. I didn’t even know you were LGBT! Unless you’re here as an ally, which is also totally cool—”

“No, I.” Lan Zhan coughs. Her throat feels dry. “I am a lesbian.”

“What was that for?” Needy asks, as Jennifer closes her phone with a smug grin. “Those guys almost sacrificed you to Satan!”

“Yeah, but you sacrificed me to Satan instead,” Jennifer replies.

“All your scones?” Eleanor scoffed. “It’s not like you made them.”

“Actually,” said Tahani, who was so tall that Eleanor had to crane her neck to look her in the eye, “I did.”

Eleanor didn’t know what to say to that. “Well—well,” she sputtered. “They’re not that great anyway!” She glanced around the table and picked up the first thing she saw. “I like this pie more!” she said, wrapping it in a napkin and shoving it into her purse just for show.

“I made those too,” Tahani said.

Wanting Eduardo in a french maid costume is not feeling too much. It’s wanting Eduardo in a french maid costume.

When she moved to Riverdale, Veronica never anticipated this. A girl who could match her. A girl who could fit into the places where Veronica is open, make her whole. [drunk!fic]

Umi tells Honoka.

Anything about Eli Nozomi loves, and her heart is suddenly so full that her voice stops in her throat.

but hey pretty girl i’m feelin’ you