“You know.” Louis squeezes her against him, in case she gets the wrong idea (though he’s not entirely sure what the wrong idea is.) “We’re wonderful right now.”

“My duties are to the student council,” said Ryeowook, and adjusted his glasses. “And class president Siwon.” Jongwoon nodded. “Oh, right, of course.”

uranus did have a nice ass; there was no denying that. all round and slightly teal.

Kyle doesn’t know how to cope with Eric Cartman’s death. Kenny wants to give Craig blowjobs.

Ryeowook squeaks and tries to wrench himself out of Yesung’s grasp, but Yesung’s grip on his arm is strong and his other tentacle is firm at the back of his head— Wait. Tentacle?

Heechul had standards. Which was why he was fucking the little newbie in the back room, after shooting, after nearly everyone had left.

He’s fucking beautiful, even though men aren’t supposed to be beautiful. You don’t care.

Jongwoon’s just a rockstar, he doesn’t pay attention to any of his fans. Well, most of his fans…

Kyuhyun wonders if fighting with doormats is the mature way to handle this. Not that he’s mature.

Five times Merlin takes the form of mythical creatures, two times Arthur actually recognizes him.