Solo popstar Liam Payne kisses Harry Styles, innocent university barista on the mouth, and suddenly the media is all over them! Now everyone is invested in Liam Payne’s solo career and more importantly, his love life—who is this person he kissed? are they dating? how long have they been dating? how long will they date?

Or: Liam and Harry fake date, and at least four circles of hell break loose.

What’s more stressful than being a seventeen-year old model? Being a seventeen-year old model with a crush on a fan.

The monsters turned out to be just trees.

Niall is in Liam’s history of pop music lecture, and also, apparently, works at the florist shop Liam was so sure Harry was the only part-time employee for.

Liam wakes up one morning as a bear and gets saved by the power of friendship. (Louis has nothing to do with it, probably. Niall writes bad puns on Twitter.)

everything you do is magic (a hogwarts AU)

“You know.” Louis squeezes her against him, in case she gets the wrong idea (though he’s not entirely sure what the wrong idea is.) “We’re wonderful right now.”

Somehow, Zayn asking Niall to Homecoming turns into finding small corners to steal away in and maybe do a little more than kissing. Also, Niall’s got Zayn’s number. Sometimes they text.

Veronica covers the speaker. “Inter-office romance drama,” she says. “As the only person who knows and cares enough to keep it under wraps, I have to take care of it.”

“I’ll start on dinner,” says Perrie. She pulls on a pair of short black shorts and then hops downstairs, still only in her bra.

Veronica sighs wistfully.

Harry reaches up to grab things from high places, that’s it, that’s the story (also it may or may not be the boys’ faults.)