He thinks about the inevitable, the tragic fate, hovering over Kagami, the strain of his muscles when he drives a stake into another vampire.

Places where Gold loves Red.

hate!sex, just because

Mark knew he’d picked the right Winklevoss brother.

Craigslist Personals:

me: intellectually/sexually frustrated;
you: unsexy barista

Mark likes taking things apart.

Mark is in a skirt and Eduardo is half naked and they’re on a balcony in Venice.

Between broken laptops and takes.

Anyway, Facebook is gonna be the next big thing and when Sean goes inside the house he stops in his tracks because there, in the kitchen, is basically the giant roadblock into Facebook becoming that thing, to surpass all expectations and take advantage of all the luck that’s been handed to them on a silver platter. Shattering those things is–or will be, undoubtedly–Eduardo Saverin, sitting at the kitchen counter with his head in his hands.

A high school love story that is for some reason centered around dentistry.