aroceu's ficPran flies out to Singapore, and Pat misses him. Terribly.
WEN QING: You don’t seduce people, you find the business majors and try to get them to join a multi level marketing scheme. And then you eat them.
The coffee shop is for Wai to make easy money by serving over-caffeinated college students, a good place for Pran to study while they can still sort of hang out, and so Wai can get through his first year between schoolwork and juggling his rugby scholarship.
But most importantly: it is not for some annoying Engineering boys to start flirting with his best friend while he’s working, and make things more confusing all around.
The smoke from the blunt doesn’t compare to the fire Lan Zhan breathes into Wei Ying’s mouth.
(Dragon/human LWJ and fox/human WWX are married and get high together.)
“Wei Ying has small hands.”
“Hey, mine aren’t small. They’re still pretty big!”
“I haven’t seen you since—Gusu, was it?” Wei Ying says. “Oh my god, it’s been so long. I didn’t even know you were LGBT! Unless you’re here as an ally, which is also totally cool—”
“No, I.” Lan Zhan coughs. Her throat feels dry. “I am a lesbian.”
“A-Yao,” Nie Mingjue says, taking his saber from Jin Guangyao’s hands. “Let me clean Baxia, get yourself cleaned up—”
“Hm?” Jin Guangyao looks down, moving his hand along the cloth.
Where the blade had slid right along his skin is clean, unbroken.
Nie Mingjue blinks. He thought he saw a red line, where Baxia would slice right along his palm, a sliver of blood slipping out. And yet he is scarless, woundless.
“Are you okay?” Nie Mingjue asks.
“Of course I am, Da-ge,” Jin Guangyao says. “Are you?”
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Or, a Jennifer’s Body AU
“What was that for?” Needy asks, as Jennifer closes her phone with a smug grin. “Those guys almost sacrificed you to Satan!”
“Yeah, but you sacrificed me to Satan instead,” Jennifer replies.