Pat is single, 30, and on the brink of a new collaborative project at work. That is, until he discovers that the leader of the other project team is none other than Pran, his old neighbor and childhood enemy, who hasn’t seen him since that Christmas concert in high school. And maybe it wouldn’t be a big deal if it weren’t for the fact that one of the investors knew both of their parents and how much they hated each other.

And then if Korn, in a panic, hadn’t said, “Oh, don’t worry about that. They’re dating!”

Now Pran, whom Pat hasn’t seen in fifteen years, is suddenly his boyfriend—at least, on the surface. He’s still the same Pran from before, except for the parts where he’s older and different, and grew up without Pat. And as they pretend to be in a relationship for the sake of their work, Pat finds himself getting more than what he bargained for with Pran—especially when it comes to his heart.

–

Or: Pat and Pran haven’t seen each other since high school. Fifteen years later, they’ve found themselves in a little bit of a relationship situation. A fake one, at that.

Their arrangement was simple: Pat had no money, and Pran almost had too much of it. And Pran didn’t want this to ever end, even though they had only just started.

Ink sets Pran up on a date, which doesn’t quite go according to plan. Luckily, Pat arrives just in time to help.

Solo popstar Liam Payne kisses Harry Styles, innocent university barista on the mouth, and suddenly the media is all over them! Now everyone is invested in Liam Payne’s solo career and more importantly, his love life—who is this person he kissed? are they dating? how long have they been dating? how long will they date?

Or: Liam and Harry fake date, and at least four circles of hell break loose.

“I am not using you,” Tetsurou insists, but Oikawa laughs and waves him down, kicks his foot lightly with the tip of his shoe.

“It’s alright, I’ve already said yes,” he says. “I’m curious to meet your friend who doesn’t mind people showing up in jeans and a shirt to his wedding.”

And it occurs to Tetsurou, finally, that Oikawa’s aiming to humiliate him.