They swear to themselves that they don’t have anything to do with each other.

Kyle doesn’t know how to cope with Eric Cartman’s death. Kenny wants to give Craig blowjobs.

request: “craig’s gang goes camping”

Luna tells Krystal that she likes her, and then Krystal starts vying for her attention.

request: “Cartman asking Butters to prom pls”

request: “a drabble of Gregstophe during the zombie apocalypse”

Ryeowook squeaks and tries to wrench himself out of Yesung’s grasp, but Yesung’s grip on his arm is strong and his other tentacle is firm at the back of his head— Wait. Tentacle?

Heechul had standards. Which was why he was fucking the little newbie in the back room, after shooting, after nearly everyone had left.

He’s fucking beautiful, even though men aren’t supposed to be beautiful. You don’t care.

In his dream, Kyuhyun is locked in a tower.