Solo popstar Liam Payne kisses Harry Styles, innocent university barista on the mouth, and suddenly the media is all over them! Now everyone is invested in Liam Payne’s solo career and more importantly, his love life—who is this person he kissed? are they dating? how long have they been dating? how long will they date?

Or: Liam and Harry fake date, and at least four circles of hell break loose.

Oikawa will drag him to parties and sometimes accidentally pay for his meal. Koushi couldn’t be happier.

He can feel the electricity coming off Kageyama, too – they have energy to kill, and only burn out best against each other.