Solo popstar Liam Payne kisses Harry Styles, innocent university barista on the mouth, and suddenly the media is all over them! Now everyone is invested in Liam Payne’s solo career and more importantly, his love life—who is this person he kissed? are they dating? how long have they been dating? how long will they date?

Or: Liam and Harry fake date, and at least four circles of hell break loose.

everything you do is magic (a hogwarts AU)

Harry Styles is head cheerleader and bakes and somehow she’s working with Liam, who’s nothing but class president, on planning their school’s powderpuff game.