Lan Zhan picks up the joint from the ashtray at his bedside and lights it in his mouth. Wei Ying turns at the sound of the click of the lighter and brightens. “Gimme,” he says, as Lan Zhan takes his pull.

Lan Zhan hands it over, mesmerized as Wei Ying drags through the cherry, eyes heavy and hazing over as he exhales. “There,” he says, and then sticks the joint back into Lan Zhan’s mouth. “All yours.”

The smoke from the blunt doesn’t compare to the fire Lan Zhan breathes into Wei Ying’s mouth.

(Dragon/human LWJ and fox/human WWX are married and get high together.)

Chris says, “So. Back to your obvious crush on Eduardo.”

There’s no point in hiding it when Chris is gay and honest. Mostly honest. Well, he’s really gay, too. “Yeah,” Mark says resolutely.

“I’d hit that,” Chris says.

Gay and honesty, right there.

Twins become kings; suites become countries; girls become queens.

(five times mark and eduardo share a bed, & one time they almost do)

Cole definitely stares too long as Will wraps his lips around the blunt, trying to figure out how to take a hit properly.

The cherry doesn’t have the same heat as Iwaizumi’s mouth.

(Akaashi and Iwaizumi get high together and then make out. Nothing else really happens.)

Harry reaches up to grab things from high places, that’s it, that’s the story (also it may or may not be the boys’ faults.)