Pran’s been resisting even though a part of him wants to cave in already, ignore his insecurities and the instability of their relationship and just let himself be Pat’s boyfriend. But his insecurities and the instability of their relationship aside, he can’t just let Pat win.

So here they are now.

Pat’s still wondering if he likes Pran. So he watches some gay porn.

Wei Ying likes to wear chokers a lot. So Lan Zhan buys some for him. Then, testing their limits, collars.

Wei Ying wears those, too.

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Or, the one where Wei Ying and Lan Zhan accidentally stumble into a BDSM relationship.

Lan Wangji must miss his husband over this amnesiac of a man Wei Wuxian has turned into. Well, Wei Wuxian will show him! He’ll be even better—or at least, try to be just as good of a husband as he would be, without his memory loss.

As it turns out, the Lans have a perfectly good hot tub, too.

She looks so good like this, that, always, her beautiful blond hair falling over her shoulder like endless waves. Sometimes, Nozomi just wants to stare.

“What the hell,” Kageyama whispered between a rotation. “How do you survive being this short, dumbass? Can you even reach things?”

“Shut up! That’s my body you’re talking about,” Shoyo said defensively.

“And it’s useless! How do you even play volleyball—”

“I’m sorry,” said Shoyo, “but I can’t hear you from up here—”

Tobio huffs through his teeth. What’s the best way to say, hey, I’m kinda horny, can we sext for the first time?

Rin takes Haruka to Australia. Haruka drowns in thoughts of Makoto.