“I am not using you,” Tetsurou insists, but Oikawa laughs and waves him down, kicks his foot lightly with the tip of his shoe.

“It’s alright, I’ve already said yes,” he says. “I’m curious to meet your friend who doesn’t mind people showing up in jeans and a shirt to his wedding.”

And it occurs to Tetsurou, finally, that Oikawa’s aiming to humiliate him.

Tetsurou wasn’t impressed – he had been, at first, at the cloak and the horns and the boots and everything. But all Oikawa did was look into his all-seeing ball and just laugh at everything he saw.

Tetsurou has been meowing for hours.

Because Tooru’s in a pleated skirt and collared shirt with a bow, kind of small on him and showing a sliver of skin. He’s even wearing the black buckled shoes. And long white socks, going up to his knees, accentuating his legs.

Tetsurou’s jaw drops.

Oikawa will drag him to parties and sometimes accidentally pay for his meal. Koushi couldn’t be happier.

Karasuno goes on tour for the first time, and Koushi finds himself a little attached to the frontman of the band they’re opening for.

a boy band AU

Tooru loves aliens. Koushi happens to be one.

Koushi concludes that he’s probably the best to handle Oikawa right now. He doesn’t necessarily dread it, but Oikawa’s now saying, “I’ll be the best you’ve ever had,” and Koushi decides that while the sober, competitive Oikawa on the volleyball court is a slightly different person, Koushi has the same small level of patience for each.

Bokuto rolls his eyes. “Do you really need to ask?” he says, and behind it Tetsurou can hear we just did keg stands and took a whizz together like kissing him next should make sense.

“The scary Ravenclaw Chaser,” Kenma clarified, as Shoyo shifted on the bench. “I’m pretty sure he’s trying to stare you down two ways to Sunday.”

(Hinata wants to be a professional Quidditch player when he grows up. Kageyama is the grumpy Ravenclaw Chaser Hinata manages to charm anyway, in ways more than one. Tsukishima makes obnoxious cameos.)