When everyone still has flip phones and Mark doesn’t have a best friend with $300,000 in his bank account, he works at Widener Library. He does headcounts, checks in books, tries to get away with coding for thefacebook, and eats lunch at the cafe with Erica Albright. Life is not much different when he meets Eduardo – but it is better.

Umi tells Honoka.

“My name is -” she says, and her voice is too loud. “Um, sorry.” She clears her throat. “I’m Mitsuha Miyamizu.” She bows, short and awkward. “It’s nice to meet you.”

But the stranger is looking at her curiously. Mitsuha thinks he must be trying to figure out how he recognizes her; Mitsuha is trying to remember as well. “Your name must’ve slipped my mind, I guess,” he says, taking a step down towards her. “My name is Taki Tachibana.”

Mitsuha’s palm tingles, but the name brings nothing to mind. She thinks she would’ve remembered a man like him, someone who makes her feel like she’s known him all her life upon their first meeting.

“Well, I suppose it’s lucky that I’ve forgotten your name, too,” she says.

Eduardo is a chicken farmer.

Solo popstar Liam Payne kisses Harry Styles, innocent university barista on the mouth, and suddenly the media is all over them! Now everyone is invested in Liam Payne’s solo career and more importantly, his love life—who is this person he kissed? are they dating? how long have they been dating? how long will they date?

Or: Liam and Harry fake date, and at least four circles of hell break loose.

Aang’s mind is reeling with so much – do you want to go with me? do you want to learn how? are you going with Mai? – that he decides, screw it, and lets himself blurt, “Are you going?”

“What?” Zuko says. “To Homecoming? I don’t – ” He shrugs, looking thoughtful. “I don’t know yet. Knowing my sister, though, she’ll probably drag me.”

“It might be fun,” Aang says hopefully.

Jesse, Joe, Joe’s friend, and a cat.

There’s this Mark, and then there’s the other Mark. Eduardo wants both of them.

It is not Dustin’s this time, but Eduardo’s fault, when they get into Naruto.

Anything about Eli Nozomi loves, and her heart is suddenly so full that her voice stops in her throat.